anyone else feel good when their brain releases a bunch of endorphins?
ccant relate
why would my brain release a bunch of dolphins
Damn
About time we culturally looped back to ‘don’t be a BITCH babes’ I love this friends mom
New Hobby: taking the artsy quotes from aesthetic blogs and putting them over cat pictures
yeah
Me doing literally anything at all: I would be the cutest wife…..
*scrolls far back into my blog* oh yes…i was suffering quite vigorously here
![qjusttheletter:
“ moveslikekeithrichards:
“every morning when i go in the kitchen she yells at me nonstop so i have to put the spoon on her head
”
[ID: an orange cat, eyes mostly closed, a human hand holding a spoon to the top of her head /end ID]
”](https://64.media.tumblr.com/e35a6ad96d7f3bbe4c0f220427aff9e9/tumblr_pc9p4716DH1s2u6lco1_500.jpg)
me: i should save my money
sony and nintendo:
Straight man writing a song about love: oh…. I . love uh.. Your eyes…. And uh… My bed is so empty without you… Yeah… Uh… Please come back
Oh. I miss the. … Smell of your breasts *guitar solo*
*makes a phone call*
*walks around in circles*
Fun fact: your brain is trying to find the person you’re talking to because it hears them but can’t see them.
Fucking stupid ass brain
tumblr after December 17th
you laugh, but they actually wanted to implement a cursing filter
